I'm 50: Welcome to the Full-Body Betrayal

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Turning fifty was supposed to come with wisdom — not chin hairs, brain fog, and a body staging a quiet rebellion.

Marie thought she had life figured out: a marriage coasting along, a grown son making his own mistakes, and just enough control to keep the chaos at bay. Then came the hot flashes, the mood swings, and the late-night Google searches convincing her she might actually be losing it.

I’m 50 Now is a brutally honest, laugh-out-loud story about what happens when your hormones hijack your body, your identity feels MIA, and midlife forces you to confront every version of yourself — the one you miss, the one you’re becoming, and the one you swore you’d never be.

If you’ve ever cried over a yogurt commercial, cursed your shrinking jeans, or wondered when your body filed for divorce and forgot to send the paperwork — this book is for you.

Raw, relatable, and packed with humor, I’m 50 Now proves you’re not broken — you’re just evolving, one rogue chin hair at a time.


Turning fifty was supposed to come with wisdom — not chin hairs, brain fog, and a body staging a quiet rebellion.

Marie thought she had life figured out: a marriage coasting along, a grown son making his own mistakes, and just enough control to keep the chaos at bay. Then came the hot flashes, the mood swings, and the late-night Google searches convincing her she might actually be losing it.

I’m 50 Now is a brutally honest, laugh-out-loud story about what happens when your hormones hijack your body, your identity feels MIA, and midlife forces you to confront every version of yourself — the one you miss, the one you’re becoming, and the one you swore you’d never be.

If you’ve ever cried over a yogurt commercial, cursed your shrinking jeans, or wondered when your body filed for divorce and forgot to send the paperwork — this book is for you.

Raw, relatable, and packed with humor, I’m 50 Now proves you’re not broken — you’re just evolving, one rogue chin hair at a time.